Saturday, February 7, 2009
Global Burning
Yes, I have decided to rename it.Rename what i hear you ask?
Well, I don't know how you can possibly consider a week of 40+ degrees temperatures
Warm.
No...
Nor enduring a FORTY SIX DEGREE DAY doing homework without aircon..
No...
It's
BURNING, SCORCHING, BLISTERING, SEARING, SIZZLING, BLAZING.
Now for those of you who confusing this unprecedented HOTNESS with me, (a honest mistake), let me assure you, Daniel's hotness still wins.
Nevertheless, do not panic.
I am here, with an exhortation t
o you all... to take action against climate change.
WELL. I have come up with a solution for climate change.
No, seriously.
Al Gore has wasted his time making documentries.
Scientists have wasted their time researching weather patterns and analysing the constant destruction of the atmosphere and the rapidly melting arctic circle.
I HAVE THE SOLUTION.
Fear no more!
Well..
It is simple, yet complicated...
'Change all the units of temperature to Degrees Celsius.'
THAT'S IT.
simply marvellous, I know!
Therefore, America and all fahrenheit using nations are responsible for global warming.
In America, the temperature will pret
ty much HALVE.
As in many other continents and countries around the world who are incompetent enough to make their OWN units of measurement...
foot, inches, miles, fahrenheit? seriously...
cm, mm, m and celsius for me!
So there it is:
The world's solution for global warming.
So don't go complaining about the weather...
Simply convert to celsius.
However, if you live in Australia and currently use celsius as your unit of measurement..
Then...
You're stuffed.
Oh well.. it is a GLOBAL effort right??
Once America cools, so will we :)
There.
Simple logic.
Dan13L.
PS. First week of year 12... CHECK!
& if you want to see penguins on the beach... go burn fossil fuels.
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